Don't care, I'm cycling and don't fall off (even pissed and snowy).
you could get a cab with me, chappers and bowden
Consciousness : that annoying time between naps.
John - You need us to bring anything other than Beer?
And Dave - We need to rethink the dress code you told me it was last Wednesday. I AM NOT wearing red hot pants no matter how many times you ask me!
Guess whos back, back again.
Yes, bring me some KoopaBeerg :)
Cider isnt a winter drink.
And as you are approching seniors age, perhaps you would prefer a nice hot cup of Horliks? *yes*
Guess whos back, back again.
My gunna drink a WHOLE CAN!!
Only a Week to go now :)
EVENT OF THE YEAR
Come On EUURRROOPPPEEE
Teams
Europe
Captain Sutcliffe
Koopa
Chappers
LTel
Coxy
Subs
Kempy
Dommy
USA
Captain SeniorHustler
Cricks
The Great
RugbyBalls
Bowden
Subs
Rocky
Whatafcukinliberty
U.S.A will wear Red tops and Europe will wear Blue tops.
Format
Race to 2 for Singles games and Races to 3 for team games...
6:00pm Warm up and Practice
7:15pm Start (Don't be late otherwise you will miss your shot)
Match 1 Team match (all 5 to play)
Match 2 Doubles match
Match 3 Singles match
Match 4 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 2 - 4)
8:30pm
Match 5 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Match 3)
This player is picked by the opponent's captain.
Match 6 Doubles match
Match 7 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3 and 5)
Match 8 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 6 - 8)
9:30pm
Match 9 Doubles match
Match 10 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3, 5 and 7)
Match 11 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 9 - 11)
10:30pm
Match 12 Doubles match
Match 13 Singles match (Must be the player who did not play in Matches 3, 5, 7 & 10)
Match 14 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in matches 12 - 14)
11:30pm
Match 15 Singles match
Match 16 Singles match
Match 17 Singles match
Match 18 Singles match
Match 19 Singles match (All players to have played once in matches 15 - 19)
Match 20 Singles match (This player is picked by the opponent's captain)
Match 21 Singles match - Captains pick. (Cannot be the same player as match 20)
The Captains may not use the same pair twice. There are seven doubles matches and a possible 10 pairings.
How does this differ from the REAL Mosconi?
1) We use a 7 foot table and smaller balls.
2) Jump shots are not allowed. So no silly cues needed.
3) No 30 second time clock used. Take your time, hurry up!
4) Shorter matches, Race to 2 Single, 3 for team games.
5) No illegal breaks if less than 3 balls pass the baulk line.
6) Players must drink, over night stays are welcome if you drive over.
7) Players will bring their own drinks, shots are provided.
8) Losing players are required to drink a shot.
9) No Live audience (No room in the shed) ShedCam viewers only please.
10) If you drive then expect to get force fed shorts....
Teams
Europe
Captain Sutcliffe
Koopa
Chappers
LTel
Coxy
Subs
Kempy
Dommy
USA
Captain SeniorHustler
Cricks
The Great
RugbyBalls
Bowden
Subs
Rocky
Whatafcukinliberty
U.S.A will wear Red tops and Europe will wear Blue tops.
Format
Race to 2 for Singles games and Races to 3 for team games...
6:00pm Warm up and Practice
7:15pm Start (Don't be late otherwise you will miss your shot)
Match 1 Team match (all 5 to play)
Match 2 Doubles match
Match 3 Singles match
Match 4 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 2 - 4)
8:30pm
Match 5 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Match 3)
This player is picked by the opponent's captain.
Match 6 Doubles match
Match 7 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3 and 5)
Match 8 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 6 - 8)
9:30pm
Match 9 Doubles match
Match 10 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3, 5 and 7)
Match 11 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 9 - 11)
10:30pm
Match 12 Doubles match
Match 13 Singles match (Must be the player who did not play in Matches 3, 5, 7 & 10)
Match 14 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in matches 12 - 14)
11:30pm
Match 15 Singles match
Match 16 Singles match
Match 17 Singles match
Match 18 Singles match
Match 19 Singles match (All players to have played once in matches 15 - 19)
Match 20 Singles match (This player is picked by the opponent's captain)
Match 21 Singles match - Captains pick. (Cannot be the same player as match 20)
The Captains may not use the same pair twice. There are seven doubles matches and a possible 10 pairings.
How does this differ from the REAL Mosconi?
1) We use a 7 foot table and smaller balls.
2) Jump shots are not allowed. So no silly cues needed.
3) No 30 second time clock used. Take your time, hurry up!
4) Shorter matches, Race to 2 Single, 3 for team games.
5) No illegal breaks if less than 3 balls pass the baulk line.
6) Players must drink, over night stays are welcome if you drive over.
7) Players will bring their own drinks, shots are provided.
8) Losing players are required to drink a shot.
9) No Live audience (No room in the shed) ShedCam viewers only please.
10) If you drive then expect to get force fed shorts....
Teams
Europe
Captain Sutcliffe
Koopa
Chappers
LTel
Coxy
Subs
Kempy
Dommy
USA
Captain SeniorHustler
Cricks
The Great
RugbyBalls
Bowden
Subs
Rocky
Whatafcukinliberty
U.S.A will wear Red tops and Europe will wear Blue tops.
Format
Race to 2 for Singles games and Races to 3 for team games...
6:00pm Warm up and Practice
7:15pm Start (Don't be late otherwise you will miss your shot)
Match 1 Team match (all 5 to play)
Match 2 Doubles match
Match 3 Singles match
Match 4 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 2 - 4)
8:30pm
Match 5 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Match 3)
This player is picked by the opponent's captain.
Match 6 Doubles match
Match 7 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3 and 5)
Match 8 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 6 - 8)
9:30pm
Match 9 Doubles match
Match 10 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3, 5 and 7)
Match 11 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 9 - 11)
10:30pm
Match 12 Doubles match
Match 13 Singles match (Must be the player who did not play in Matches 3, 5, 7 & 10)
Match 14 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in matches 12 - 14)
11:30pm
Match 15 Singles match
Match 16 Singles match
Match 17 Singles match
Match 18 Singles match
Match 19 Singles match (All players to have played once in matches 15 - 19)
Match 20 Singles match (This player is picked by the opponent's captain)
Match 21 Singles match - Captains pick. (Cannot be the same player as match 20)
The Captains may not use the same pair twice. There are seven doubles matches and a possible 10 pairings.
How does this differ from the REAL Mosconi?
1) We use a 7 foot table and smaller balls.
2) Jump shots are not allowed. So no silly cues needed.
3) No 30 second time clock used. Take your time, hurry up!
4) Shorter matches, Race to 2 Single, 3 for team games.
5) No illegal breaks if less than 3 balls pass the baulk line.
6) Players must drink, over night stays are welcome if you drive over.
7) Players will bring their own drinks, shots are provided.
8) Losing players are required to drink a shot.
9) No Live audience (No room in the shed) ShedCam viewers only please.
10) If you drive then expect to get force fed shorts....
Teams
Europe
Captain Sutcliffe
Koopa
Chappers
LTel
Coxy
Subs
Kempy
Dommy
USA
Captain SeniorHustler
Cricks
The Great
RugbyBalls
Bowden
Subs
Rocky
Whatafcukinliberty
U.S.A will wear Red tops and Europe will wear Blue tops.
Format
Race to 2 for Singles games and Races to 3 for team games...
6:00pm Warm up and Practice
7:15pm Start (Don't be late otherwise you will miss your shot)
Match 1 Team match (all 5 to play)
Match 2 Doubles match
Match 3 Singles match
Match 4 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 2 - 4)
8:30pm
Match 5 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Match 3)
This player is picked by the opponent's captain.
Match 6 Doubles match
Match 7 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3 and 5)
Match 8 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 6 - 8)
9:30pm
Match 9 Doubles match
Match 10 Singles match (Cannot be the same player as Matches 3, 5 and 7)
Match 11 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in Matches 9 - 11)
10:30pm
Match 12 Doubles match
Match 13 Singles match (Must be the player who did not play in Matches 3, 5, 7 & 10)
Match 14 Doubles match
(All players to have played once in matches 12 - 14)
11:30pm
Match 15 Singles match
Match 16 Singles match
Match 17 Singles match
Match 18 Singles match
Match 19 Singles match (All players to have played once in matches 15 - 19)
Match 20 Singles match (This player is picked by the opponent's captain)
Match 21 Singles match - Captains pick. (Cannot be the same player as match 20)
The Captains may not use the same pair twice. There are seven doubles matches and a possible 10 pairings.
How does this differ from the REAL Mosconi?
1) We use a 7 foot table and smaller balls.
2) Jump shots are not allowed. So no silly cues needed.
3) No 30 second time clock used. Take your time, hurry up!
4) Shorter matches, Race to 2 Single, 3 for team games.
5) No illegal breaks if less than 3 balls pass the baulk line.
6) Players must drink, over night stays are welcome if you drive over.
7) Players will bring their own drinks, shots are provided.
8) Losing players are required to drink a shot.
9) No Live audience (No room in the shed) ShedCam viewers only please.
10) If you drive then expect to get force fed shorts....
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Rule changes.....
2) Jump shots are not allowed. So no silly cues needed. - Deleted (New cloth due January)
4) Shorter matches, Race to 2 Single, 3 for team games. - All games now race to 3s
Very true,.... thought I best extend the matches otherwise we could all be going home about 9:30pm if as expect the match is a bit one sided.
Pete, are you gonna get back from reffing in L.A. in time for next Friday ? *hillarious*
Only if there's no fighting! And what do u mean one-sided, USA have at least one semi decent player! Mind you he is only a sub.
Ireland International
Moskoni Cup Captain
Six more drinky-poos!
*drinking**drinking**drinking**drinking**drinking**drinking*
